For the moment you ask: somebody made this?
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Your alarm has decided to flee the scene.
Clocky
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An alarm clock on wheels that rolls away while sounding.
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Clocky Runaway Alarm Clock
Soup service has hired a swan.
OTOTO
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A swan-shaped silicone ladle for serving soup.
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OTOTO Swanky Swan Soup Ladle- Silicone Soup Spoon, BPA-Free, Heat Resistant Soup Ladles For Serving & Cooking - Cute Kitchen Accessories, Unique Kitchen Gifts, Fun Cooking Gadgets (White)
The sun has accepted a part-time disco job.
Kikkerland
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Uses sunlight to rotate a crystal and scatter moving rainbows around a room.
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Solar Powered RainbowMaker®
Sensible sentences. Highly questionable voices.
WonderFun Brands
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A voice-changing toy with five advertised effects. The seller lists it for children; check age and battery guidance.
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5 In 1 Voice Changer for Kids - Voice Changing Device for Girls
Loose leaves. Very structured downtime.
OTOTO
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An infuser for steeping loose-leaf tea.
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Cute Tea Infuser by OTOTO - Loose Leaf Tea Steeper, Tea Accessories, Tea Diffusers, Tea Infuser for Loose Leaf Tea, Tea Strainers, Cute Gifts, Tea Gift Set, Kitchen Gifts, Cooking Gadgets
A tiny weather meeting, chaired by the sun.
Kikkerland
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A glass science display whose internal vanes spin when exposed to sunlight.
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Solar Radiometer
Mission Control is one enthusiastic foot.
Stomp Rocket
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A foot-powered air launcher that sends foam-tipped toy rockets into the air.
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Stomp Rocket Ultra Rocket
A vampire with an awkward garlic assignment.
OTOTO
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A silicone tube roller for peeling garlic cloves.
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OTOTO Drac N' Roll Vampire Garlic Roller, Silicone Garlic Peeler Tube, Silicone Tube Roller for Halloween - Kitchen Gadget for Garlic, Garlic Tube, Garlic Crusher
Long legs. No appointments. Tremendous urgency.
Kikkerland
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A mechanical wind-up creature that walks on spindly legs after winding.
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Critter
The moon has taken up recreational bouncing.
Waboba
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A cratered high-bounce ball for play on hard surfaces.
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Waboba Moon Ball
A bat with bottle-opening responsibilities.
OTOTO
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A bat-themed two-in-one corkscrew and bottle opener.
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OTOTO Vino Spooky Bat 2-in-1 Wine & Beer Opener, Corkscrew & Bottle Opener - Goth Wine Accessories & Gifts for Wine Lovers
Your next masterpiece has several holes in it.
Kikkerland
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Punch holes in supplied paper strips and crank the mechanism to play a melody you compose.
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Make Your Own Music Box Kit
Dinner has escaped and declared a duel.
Exploding Kittens
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A party card game with soft foam burritos that players throw during battles.
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Throw Throw Burrito
This platypus is committed to the last scrape.
OTOTO
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A jar spatula for scooping and scraping food from containers.
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OTOTO Splatypus Jar Spatula, Silicone Spatula, Small Spatula & Bowl Scraper
The leaf has requested a more dramatic entrance.
Kikkerland
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Place petals or tiny nature finds in the top compartment to view changing mirrored patterns.
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Huckleberry Kaleidoscope
That rock you complimented now wants a portrait.
WonderFun Brands
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A rock-decorating painting kit listed for ages 6–12. Check the included pieces and age guidance with the seller.
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Rock Painting Kit for Kids - Arts and Crafts for Girls & Boys Ages 6-12
A tiny lake monster guarding a very dry story.
OTOTO
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A turquoise bookmark for keeping your place in a book.
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OTOTO Nessie Tale Book Mark - Turquoise Pagekeeper Bookmark - Unique Gifts for Readers, Women & Men - Pretty Lightweight Plastic Manga Bookmark for Girls, Boys, Kids
The flower has agreed to sit for a portrait.
Kikkerland
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A portable folding press dries and flattens collected flowers or leaves between absorbent pages.
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Field Flower Press
A very serious call on a deeply unserious banana.
Banana Phone
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A banana-shaped Bluetooth handset that pairs with a phone for calls and audio.
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Banana Phone
A mushroom with a very specific fridge job.
OTOTO
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A mushroom-themed fridge deodorizer designed for use with baking soda.
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Fridge Deodorizer by OTOTO - Baking Soda Fridge, Refrigerator Deodorizer, Baking Soda Odor Absorber, Cute Gifts, Cute Kitchen (Mushroom)
The dog is taking a career break as a pillow.
Kikkerland
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A plush dachshund unzips and transforms into a microbead-filled travel neck pillow.
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Zip & Flip Dachshund Pillow
The fridge would like to publish a small poem.
Magnetic Poetry
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Magnetic word tiles that can be rearranged into poems on a metal surface.
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Magnetic Poetry Original Kit
A very small dog has accepted a dishwashing role.
OTOTO
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A dog-themed brush for scrubbing dishes.
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(NEW) OTOTO Oscar Dog Dish Brush - Dog Gifts, Daschund, Wiener Dog, Dish Scrub Brush, Dish Scrubber, Kitchen Vegetable Scrub Brush Palm Brush, White Elephant Gifts, Cute Kitchen Gadgets
Time is passing. It has also grown a tiny mountain.
Kikkerland
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A roughly one-minute hourglass forms changing iron-powder structures over its magnetic base.
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Magnetic Hourglass
The banana has been promoted to keyboard.
Makey Makey
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An invention kit that turns conductive everyday objects into computer keyboard or mouse inputs.
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Makey Makey Classic
Forecast: light rain and dramatic entrances.
OTOTO
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A vampire-themed travel umbrella.
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OTOTO Spookula Umbrella - Vampire Travel Windproof Umbrella - Unique Gifts, Goth Accessories, Cool Gifts, Gothic, Black and White, Spooky, Halloween
A bright idea, now available in hat form.
Kikkerland
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A knit beanie with a rechargeable LED headlamp for hands-free light.
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Rechargeable Light Up Beanie
The doodle has left the page without permission.
3Doodler
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A handheld 3D pen that extrudes filament for making small three-dimensional creations.
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3Doodler Start+ Essentials
The dinosaur has a surprisingly tidy day job.
OTOTO
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A dinosaur-themed dispenser for liquid hand or dish soap.
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OTOTO New Soapasaurous Dino Hand Soap Dispenser - Cute Bathroom Accessories, Liquid Dish Soap Dispenser, Dinosaur, Cute Kitchen Accessories, Gifts for Kids
A small slip, taken literally and worn indoors.
The Unemployed Philosophers Guild
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Novelty indoor slippers with Freud faces and the maker’s sock-tongue detail.
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Freudian Slippers
These tiny cubes only party when the water arrives.
Glo Pals
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Water-activated light-up cubes for supervised sensory play; the pack contains four cubes.
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Glo Pals Lumi Light-Up Cubes
Breakfast has formed a three-cat committee.
OTOTO
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A set of three cat-themed silicone rings for shaping fried eggs.
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OTOTO PanCats Egg Ring Set of 3 - Silicone Egg Rings for Frying Eggs, Non Stick Fried Egg Cooker Ring, Cat Gifts for Cat Lovers, Cute Funny Kitchen Accessories Gadgets, Separator (Multicolor)
He questions everything, including the sofa arrangement.
The Unemployed Philosophers Guild
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A roughly 12-inch Socrates plush doll dressed in a toga.
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Socrates Little Thinker
A happy little hairstyle, grown from seeds.
Chia Pet
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A Bob Ross bust planter with a growing area where chia seeds sprout into green hair.
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Bob Ross Chia Pet
Sushi has gone into the measuring business.
OTOTO
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A set of three sushi-roll-shaped cups for measuring kitchen ingredients.
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OTOTO Maki Cups, 3 Count (Pack of 1), Multicolor
The artist has several alternative opening statements.
The Unemployed Philosophers Guild
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Mix magnetic outfits and accessories on a Frida Kahlo dress-up figure.
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Frida Kahlo Dress Up
A tiny wall has learned to make faces.
Divoom
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An app-controlled 16-by-16 LED display for creating and showing pixel art and animation.
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Divoom Pixoo 16x16
Your coffee break has entered the playoffs.
MAX'IS Creations
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A ceramic drinking mug with a small basketball hoop. Check care instructions and dimensions with the seller.
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MAX'IS Creations The Basketball Mug with a Hoop, 16 oz - Unique Sports Gift
Your desk has appointed a spokesperson. It is a goat.
WonderFun Brands
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A goat-shaped novelty desk toy that plays a goat scream when pressed. Check batteries and age guidance with the seller.
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The Screaming Goat Desk Toy - Unique Fun Desk Toys - Funny Gag Gift
Finally, a desk that matches your inbox.
Fred
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A small desk organizer with flame-shaped note cards.
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Dumpster Fire Desk Caddy
The table is calm. The magnets have other plans.
Relatable / What Do You Meme
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Place magnets inside a rope boundary without letting them snap together. Follow the seller’s age and magnet-safety guidance.
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Kollide, Exciting Magnetic Family Game by Relatable, | Great Fun Game for Kids and Family Game Night, Christmas Games for Kids, Includes 1 Rope, 20 Magnets, and Instructions
Your current mood now has a reception desk.
Genuine Fred
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A desktop flip book with 47 illustrated moods to display your chosen mood.
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The Daily Mood
Your paperwork has been abducted.
Fred
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A magnetic saucer that holds cow-shaped paper clips.
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UFO Paperclip Dispenser
This musical note has a face and several opinions.
Otamatone / Hamee
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An electronic musical toy played by pressing its stem and squeezing its mouth to change the sound.
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Otamatone Regular Black
Instant noodles. Longer-lasting reminders.
Fred
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A packet of ramen-styled sticky notes.
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Ramen Sticky Notes
Your phone has put on its going-out boots.
Genuine Fred
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A pair of small silicone cowboy boots that supports a smartphone on a desk.
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Giddy Up Phone Stand
For mistakes that are extra crispy.
Fred
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A bucket-styled set of chicken-wing-shaped erasers.
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Fried Chicken Erasers
One more reason to bring pizza to game night.
Fred
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A pizza-themed matching game in a pizza-style box.
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Pizza Memory Game
Keep the chips. Lose a few houseguests.
Fred
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Realistic-looking cockroach clips that close snack bags.
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Cockroach Bag Clips
For the friend who takes baking personally.
Fred
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A pair of bear-paw-shaped oven mitts.
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Bear Paw Oven Mitts
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Replace six parts. Is it still the same slipper?
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